No such luck.
But if we're gonna do anything we might as well just fuck.
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Post reblogged from Parties Break Hearts
Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”
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“People say I make strange choices, but they’re not strange for me. My sickness is that I’m fascinated by human behavior, by what’s underneath the surface, by the worlds inside people.” - Johnny Depp
(Source: lordharrypotter)
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Photoset reblogged from I think we missed the exit...
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Photo reblogged from Inní mér syngur vitleysingur
who needs to brush the cat,when you can just cat the brush
its been a stressful day hasn’t it. here watch a cat being helpful
CAT THE BRUSH
(Source: cineraria)
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Post reblogged from Inní mér syngur vitleysingur
Okay so a guy held a door open and as I was walking I thought in my head ’ thanks mister attractive face” and then he giggled and I realized it wasN’T IN MY HEAD AND HE JUST KEPT GIGGLING LIKE A 5 YEAR OLD
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Post reblogged from Chris Is Abed Now
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Post reblogged from Inní mér syngur vitleysingur
I can never tell if I’m the biggest asshole to exist or a huge sweetheart because some people I care immensely about and would drop everything for them and other people I could punch in the eye for just speaking.
seriously the most accurate thing I ever read.
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Photoset reblogged from Inní mér syngur vitleysingur
